So this is where I tell you stuff about myself or, as I call it, boring people shitless, so don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Where to start. Well, I’m 25 years old, 6 feet tall with thick wavy hair and a washboard stomach.No? Ok, I’m a 57-year-old chubby short-arse with a penchant for reading and a 40-year-old ambition to publish his own novel.

Workwise, I’m a Finance Reporting Analyst for a hotel chain, but I’ve worn many hats over many years, from a McDonalds crewmember to professional photographer and a lot in between.

I have a wonderful wife that I’ve been married to for 30 years. We have 2 cats. Loki, a 3-year-old tuxedo and Jake, an 10-year-old tabby.

All that said, when I was struggling to write this bio, a good friend told me these things were best written by someone else, so I told her she was hired and she came up with:

“My name is Marc. I like cats, food and coffee. I’ll spend hours telling you all about them”

Pretty accurate I’d say